Yes I’m still alive. No I haven’t been on vacation (right.) No I haven’t stopped writing. Stop asking so many questions.
Here’s some more Cracked blog updates I’ve written for you, the Robotman starved masses:
Black Men are after our women: Vogue
Surprisingly Ineffectual: 100 French Cops on Rollerblades
Cracked purchases Marilyn Monroe blowjob tape
15 cool things to do with your helicopter
A big day for pornography in Cuba
Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow!
Metal Gear Solid 4 may or may not have insanely long cut scenes.
20 reasons the Metal Gear Solid games suck.
Chris Bucholz 
listen, do the pictures you post seriously have to be progressively more homo erotic?