Rootin Tootin Cracked Blog Round-up

rootin.jpgLooking back on my life, there appear to be three great ironies that define it:

1) I’m a cat person, but cat’s don’t seem to care much for me at all.
2) I have a beautiful singing voice, but hate all music.
3) There was also that 3 year typewriter-repair apprenticeship program I enrolled in shortly before the typewriter-repair industry collapsed.

Recently though, another incongruity has popped up: Although this blog has been a tumbleweed-strewn wasteland for much of the last few months, in truth I’m probably writing more now than I ever have been. For the last six months or so, once a week, every week, I’ve been posting on the Cracked blog with my thoughts on video games or recent episodes of Heroes. However in recent weeks, I’ve been covering less geeky, and more manly, bare-chested issues. I’ve managed to churn out some pretty interesting stuff too, if I do say so myself. They’re all linked below. Although some of the older ones are now comically out of date (Woo! Cloverfield speculation!) hopefully you’ll still be able to find some chestnuts contained therein.

Using the power of reason, I have deduced what the monster in Cloverfield is.

Macworld Rumour Update: Apple to release Apple branded products!

Nintendo Products to form the basis of a new utopic society

The 8 Awesomest/Stupidest Lego creations to cover appear on this blog

An idiots guide to Super Tuesday

eBay sellers furious with eBay, plan to stop using eBay for several hours

Now Hump the HD-DVD player!

Americans change religions approximately as often as they change long distance plans

Fucking military has fucking ray gun. Fuck.

Pedophilia is now a sin, so knock it off fellas

Cracked rates RateMyCop.com

Should Cracked boycott the Beijing Olympics?

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4 thoughts on “Rootin Tootin Cracked Blog Round-up

  1. I like your stuff, but it always bugs me how often you mix up its vs. it’s. My inner OCD cries out in pain. Please fix it. Pretty please?

  2. Hey dipshit, when are you gonna answer the burning question of who’s piss story was the funniest to you and how many point we got. It would endear you to Crack.com’s readership forever if we got an answer. Or should we just thrill in the knowledge that we might have made Chris Bucholz laugh?

    On a serious note I do enjoy your articles and look forward to more Heroes blogs whenever it gets back on the air.

  3. so i haven’t seen you through the pearly gates, and i was fairly positive you weren’t a child molester or into furries so that covers the other side. where are you?
    listen, if the terrorists have you, blink twice okay?

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