I would like to marry a sandwich

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Mmmmmmm, that’s a good sandwich. Excuse me for a second as I do some thinking aloud.

Let’s just say that, hypothetically, some sort of landmark Biblical loophole was discovered, and a marriage between man and sandwich was permissible (here I’m assuming that the sandwiches family is Catholic.) Well then I wonder what that marriage would look like?

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