Cracked Columns

Thanks to the twin powers of caffeine and poorly set priorities, I’ve written somewhere north of 500 comedy thingies over the past decade, largely for the site And although reading every single one of them will fill you with great joy and give you a leg up during job interviews, I can respect the fact that you might be better at setting priorities than me. So, below I present the Chris Bucholz Private Reserve, a selection of twenty hand-curated articles, jammed pack full of cask-strength humor. If you absolutely need a chuckle, right this minute, I guarantee you’ll find one in here.

Cracked Columns

So You’ve Got a Gerbil Stuck In Your Ass

Greatest Note Ever Left On A Dented Car

Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?

4 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals with a Bicycle Chain

There’s A Bird In The House: How Not To Proceed

15 Things I Regret Doing At Your Petting Zoo

Justin Bieber’s Favorite Knife Fighting Techniques

So You’ve Been Challenged To A Duel

A Review Of The Pirated Copy Of Windows 7 I Bought on eBay

My Failed Attempt To Return A Broken ‘Comfort Wipe’

27 Observations About The God Damned KFC Line I’m In

The True Life Story Of A Ken Doll

How To Win A Fight Against Twenty Children

Cracked Feature Articles

Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes

The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes From Around The World

The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around The World

How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In A Zombie Attack

The Old Blog

Merseault and Gaspar

So I Guess I Got Kicked Off Another My Little Pony Forum

Top 10 Things To Do With A Box Of Hamsters