Thanks to the twin powers of caffeine and poorly set priorities, I’ve written somewhere north of 500 comedy thingies over the past decade, largely for the site Cracked.com. And although reading every single one of them will fill you with great joy and give you a leg up during job interviews, I can respect the fact that you might be better at setting priorities than me. So, below I present the Chris Bucholz Private Reserve, a selection of twenty hand-curated articles, jammed pack full of cask-strength humor. If you absolutely need a chuckle, right this minute, I guarantee you’ll find one in here.
Cracked Columns
So You’ve Got a Gerbil Stuck In Your Ass
Greatest Note Ever Left On A Dented Car
Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?
4 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals with a Bicycle Chain
There’s A Bird In The House: How Not To Proceed
15 Things I Regret Doing At Your Petting Zoo
Justin Bieber’s Favorite Knife Fighting Techniques
So You’ve Been Challenged To A Duel
A Review Of The Pirated Copy Of Windows 7 I Bought on eBay
My Failed Attempt To Return A Broken ‘Comfort Wipe’
27 Observations About The God Damned KFC Line I’m In
The True Life Story Of A Ken Doll
How To Win A Fight Against Twenty Children
Cracked Feature Articles
Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes
The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes From Around The World
The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around The World
How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In A Zombie Attack
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