15 Reasons Canada is better than your country

Normally making two posts in a single week on this blog is an amount of effort I’d only employ in the direst of circumstances. Something on the order of the sun exploding, and the only channel for communicating critical public service announcements was this blog.

So what brings this on? My latest post over at Cracked, 15 Reasons Canada is better than your country is time-sensitive in the way that only annual events can be, thanks to the immutable laws of the Calendar. And seeing as I’ve gotten in the habit of posting my Cracked blog posts here several months after they happen, that’d mute its impact somewhat when I eventually posted it. Or so goes my thinking. And seeing as I’m so patriotic and ill that my urine has the same smell and consistency as pure maple syrup, I consider that unacceptable.

Anyways I hope you enjoy it.

Another Cracked Blog Omnibus

Yes I’m still alive. No I haven’t been on vacation (right.) No I haven’t stopped writing. Stop asking so many questions.

Here’s some more Cracked blog updates I’ve written for you, the Robotman starved masses:

Black Men are after our women: Vogue

Surprisingly Ineffectual: 100 French Cops on Rollerblades

Cracked purchases Marilyn Monroe blowjob tape

15 cool things to do with your helicopter

11 Grand Theft Anecdotes

A big day for pornography in Cuba

Ironman Insurance

Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow!

Baseless Indiana Jones 5 Speculation. (Warning, this article contains just a spectacular amount of penis.)

Metal Gear Solid 4 may or may not have insanely long cut scenes.

20 reasons the Metal Gear Solid games suck.

Airplane movie reviews: Cloverfield and Vantage Point

How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant.