Up on the main Cracked page is yet another entry in my growing body of work where I find images on the Internet and make easily spotted jokes about them, or failing that, gratuitous references to sex acts. In short, this is exactly the sort of thing that never wins Pulitzer prizes*.
Still, it is pretty funny. Go read it.
*Not that I ever expected to win a Pulitzer prize. Especially after that fistfight with Norman Mailer.
“A Night in Heaven” and “The Forbidden Dance” are definitely going on my list of must-see movies…
Your grammar is fine, but seriously; Katharine, Barbra.