351 thoughts on “So I guess I got kicked off another My Little Pony Forum

  1. Mwah ha ha. “Upsetting and historically inaccurate”. Also, as for the “Don’t fucking tell me what irony means” – I say go ahead. Alanis Morissette fucked up most people’s idea of it.

  2. PonyFAP…bwaahahahahaha! This ridiculous exchange is the funniest thing I’ve read since Steve Martin’s “Cruel Shoes”. In fact, your whole blog surpasses that. Much love!!!

  3. Fantastic!

    Any chance you could post the image of Stalin riding a my little pony in a concentration camp?

    I particularly love that Michaelangelo is “Not Safe for Work”!

  4. The entirety of it looks like a schizophrenic act, particularly with Sprinky and PonyFAP up there. And the Khmer Rouge reference was just bloody perfect.

    Also, the fact that Princess Biscuit notes, without fail, the “Year 3 limited edition” is downright unsettling.

  5. Its obviously not real, the fact that noone quoted him in theire replies and they just so happened to give the needed information in them instead is obvious. Funny though just disappointed it wasnt real

  6. Reading the replies to the deleted posts and from them figuring out what you said is, actually, a whole lot more funny then if I’d been able to read them.

  7. Ohhh, incredible! You got banned by trolling in a message board! What an amazing feat!
    Get a life.


    On the other hand, pretty funny.

  9. I dunno, mate… there’s some crazies out there… who cares it’s funny either way, ha ha ha!

  10. I won’t be insulted if you delete this comment, because I love all of your work… But you should have been more careful with your post count. :I won’t be insulted if you delete this comment, because I love all of your work… But you should have been more careful with your post count. :<

  11. I’m not too sure either. On phpBB forums, the “Posts: n” always displays the total number of posts that poster has made, not the number of that particular post. That might be the confusion here.

    I think I made a small goof with the post-count titles/rankings, but I didn’t think anyone would ever notice that but me.

  12. Man, that is the funniest feces I’ve read in a while. Got the link from PWoT na d I’m glad I did. You made my day brother.

  13. ummm…

    hasbro haven’t made toys out of human skulls since the 1960’s

    at least someone on that forum has a sense of humour…unless of course it’s TRUE in which case I shall be boycotting hasbro :D

  14. I don’t care if it’s fake or not. And waste of time? Hell no! It made me laugh, and it’s for our entertainment. Anything this funny is not a waste of time.

  15. “I don’t care if it’s fake or not. And waste of time? Hell no! It made me laugh, and it’s for our entertainment. Anything this funny is not a waste of time.”

    Well said, and here here! Nowt worse than a joke dissector…except maybe famine. But even then it’s close.

  16. The whole post count thing was referring to the fact that the earlier posts have a post count of six, while the later ones have a post count of three.

  17. That -is- some pretty funny photoshop work. ^^ But I have to say, this is a pretty active forum if the posts are only like 3-5 minutes apart. I’ve known some pretty popular video game forums that don’t even get posts on them that quick. But still, it’s funny ^^ made funnier only by the fact that the text in your posts is left to our imaginations.

    *Bookmarks link*

  18. a late comment. funny stuff, thanks for making me laugh (even though I was in a semi-depressive mood all day!)


  19. My favorite part is the ponies over the genitals to clean up those nasty pictures. Aweseome.

  20. I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in a LONG time, especially at work. My co-workers probably think I’m special now. I literally had tears running down my face, and they got worse with each “post” I read. Simply brilliant.

  21. this wasnt supposed to be real stupid..some people have weird senses of humor..fcking dumbasses

  22. Nice on. Does anyone else think the name PonyFAP is a tad sinister. I mean… PonyFAP… pony fap… pony fap fap fap fap fap…

  23. how come Sprinky can say “fucking” and the good guy can not?

    Maybe Sprinky is Bin Laden and he moderates the whole MLP (<- oh my god, I am turning into one of them, shoot me!!!!) forum.

  24. Haha, this is one of those withholding information thingys; funnier when it makes you guess what the deleted guy said.

    Lol, reminds me of when people send wierd things to people on eBay to get funny feedback; that’s quite annoying to others though…

  25. I remember the first time I microwaved up a little pony, I got it hot enough that I was able to give it a realistic anus and then I cooled it a bit so I could get my smaller than average cock in there. it was a little rough at first, but after I ground it down a bit a blew more than a few loads in there. oh, the memories.

  26. Strong in you the Troll is.

    Thanks for the laugh. I scared several children and 1 teacher with my guffaws

  27. i was particularly happy with the “you can’t post nudity here” comment regarding the michaelangelo of Adam and Eve. Fantastic.

  28. Pedo why would you post nudes on a my little pony forum. lol. Why dont you have a seat over there…

  29. this is retarded…what i think is either fake or he has no life is that he was in those forums for a while that day cuz all the posts were made that day, even with the 2nd account name…cuz they were both made the same day..it was funny tho to see what replies could have been if this wasnt fake but ya………

  30. Theres a Forum? ……..for my Little Pony?
    A freaking internet Forum?

    We ARE in trouble, arent we?

  31. lol I remember that kind of forum where you can swear or post “offensive stuff”. Those fools are sooooooooooooo easy to troll.

  32. “…Hasbro hasn’t made toys out of human skulls since the 1960’s”…”unsettling and historically inaccurate” *spits coffee*

    Seriously, thanks, Robotman! Unlike real blogs, this one is not only funny but also interesting *snicker*

  33. “your picture of Stalin riding a Year3 Limited Edition Starflower inside a German concentration camp was both upsetting and historically inaccurate.”


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  34. I remember My Little Pony. I loved that doll. God,if I had a nickel for every time I used its silky mane to masturbate,I could buy and sell Bill Gates a hundred times over. I’m anxiously awaiting the My Little Osama. Fap! Fap! Fap!

  35. That had to be the best thing i’ve seen all week.
    It was sort of like when I got kicked off the star wars forums because my name was .Obi Wan Can Blow me’

  36. Great Ministry reference in the screen name too. Regardless of whether this was a real trolling or just a mockup it was funny.

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  38. lolburgers @ the final picture response to “you can’t post nudity here dude!”

    fucking brilliant.

  39. I got kicked off of Sweetin.com (the Jodie Sweetin website, you know, Stephanie from Full House) a couple times in college, lol. Too easy, tho…

  40. There’s a slight glimmer of wit in the forum moderator’s warning. Dead giveaway that it’s parody and not a real FM. Not any less funny.

  41. “bullshit go fuck your self instead other people forums cocksucker.

    Comment by Alberto”

    So… Alberto the Brainless-Tumor does exactly what he condemns in others!!!!

    Typical illegal alien mentality.

  42. The beginning has to be one of the most hysterical one-sided conversations I’ve read in a while.

    Heh. AND you got booted by someone named Princess Biscuit. priceless.

  43. Baaahahahahhaa. I almost want to start doing shit like that. Wait, no I don’t… ohhhh… yes I do.

  44. Epic.

    Um… so what are you doing for the next 6 months?

    We could use a good man like you in our fight against Scientology.


  45. truly priceless.. i cant believe they actually anwserd your post’s in the first place. Any ways made me laugh really hard good job

  46. Have any of you noticed that this thread is OVER A YEAR OLD!?

    The Stalin pic is a total fake – take a look at the upload date!

  47. as supervising editor of the “Stalin – A life outside the Gulags”, I would like to point out that this is an entirely fraudulent comment regarding Stalin and MLP products. Stalin was into plastic trolls.

    and the Year 3 Limited Edition Starflower shown is actually the US only-release Year 3 Limited Edition Starflower, as the European release of the Year 3 Limited Edition Starflower did not have plastic daisies on the front basket. Another piece of evidence proving this was photoshopped by a complete amateur. The STASI wouldn’t have made these mistakes.

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  49. I like to fill my little pony up with warm water, and then squirt it up my butt. Then i sit on the toilet and pretend to pee like woman.

    Seriously though, about the article, I enjoyed it as much as the time I got my balls caught in my 6th grade math teachers zipper. In other words, I loved it!

  50. “Hasbro hasn’t made toys from human skulls since the 1960s…”

    Hasbro made toys out of HUMAN SKULLS in the 1960s? What the hell?

  51. Some people have WAYYY too much time on their hands, Other people have a great time screwing with them.

    As much as I hate any sort of greifing, I couldn’t stop laughing at least until I saw the flicker hosted pic of stalin on a pony, that WAS disturbing, it was probably the starved to death bodies of people piled up like scrap wood, but that really brought the laughs to an end for me.

  52. Funniest shit I’ve read all day. Have trouble breathing – that’s how fun it was.

    Keep it up!

  53. damn- talk about the digg effect, you got more comments today than you have in the past year…it made it into the #2 slot i believe, SOOO funny.

  54. It takes a brave man to troll his own readership and win. Dude, you are awesome.

    Everyone who got past the line “And Hasbro hasn’t made toys out of human skulls since the 1960’s” and still thought this was from a real forum, please report to Sector Three for immediate sterilization.

  55. That is absolutely fucking awesome. The one sided conversation plus the Stalin image will make me laugh for months!

  56. Fantastic, dont agree with the background of the picture, but i want to get a WOW my little pony Mount now :D

  57. I love that a piece of classical art is called out as NSFW! Keep up the good work exposing the sinful temptation that is My Little Pony!

  58. I’m crying and my coworkers are shooting me strange looks. I work in Germany. My coworkers don’t understand laughter.

  59. I mailed this link to my friends under the title, “How dumb are Diggers? THIIIIIS dumb!”







  60. Wow, this is so fake it’s sad. Look at his posts every time he posts, it doesn’t change and also I’m pretty sure you don’t lose posts when your post is ‘deleted’. Also, The time stamps on the posts totally give it away as FAKE. Also, the size of the post box also is giving away the fakeness!

  61. I couldn’t resist doing a Stalin/My Little Pony scene ;)

    It won’t last long tho so…….

  62. Okay, this is about the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. However, I need to see the Stalin picture to make this complete for me. Mail it to me and I will love you forever.

  63. While on many levels it’s wrong to poke fun at “My Little Pony” because it brings such joy to so many little children (and adults, I have 10!), that was indeed, very funny.


  64. that mod SO should have been named loa instead of princess biscuit only you’d need about 26 times the post count and 10 times the bitchiness. OMFG. Total riot.

  65. what’s funny is that Sprinky says “don’t fucking tell me what irony means” just 2 posts before ‘princess biscuit’ says there’s no swearing… of COURSE it’s fake, but that’s not the point ppl… it’s funny as hell!

  66. i like ponies you are a dork too do that too ponies and those pics are weaird so dont be so curul too my little ponies…………..

  67. I think that Princess Biscuit isn’t queen of the princess, she is queen of kuntz.

    She is so full of herself that I couldn’t see wasting my time posting on her pathetic blog. This on is cool though. You rabble rouser you!

    Hee hee

  68. I must travel to this ponyland so that I may write a book about it that will make people laugh until their abdomens explode and intestines go flying everywhere. I am glad I spell better than Cassandra.

  69. Fake or not, I couldn’t stop laughing -thanks! And now I have to go brush the tails of my 27 MLP’s (including Cotton Candy, the pony in the photos)

  70. I don’t what’s sadder, that this guy took the time to totally make this up or that you guys believe this.

    A very funny piece of fiction though.

  71. oh man, that last picture was just pure genius. i swear i nearly peed myself laughing. good work sir, good work :D

  72. ROFLMFAO! THIS is the MOST hysterical thing i’ve ever SEEN! I must have the stalin picture! I don’t care if the whole thing is fake but all i have to say is year 3 limited edition starflower would be so proud!

  73. Why are you guys taking time to point out it is fake.
    Just enjoy it for the wonderful, stupid entertainment it is. I don’t point out all the touched up nude photos you post of yourself and say, “Oh man, those/that is so fake, you can see the photoshop brush strokes!”
    And I could.


    Like perhaps imparting some knowledge of the english language?

  75. It’s actually way funnier than it would have been had you been able to see his posts. lol out of nowhere: MLP’s were made by Hasbro…not the Khmer Rouge.

  76. You know once you get kicked off a my little pony site its hard to get back on, lol I´m actually a member of a few, they are very strict on their forum rules lmao

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  78. Bitz. A single thing in the conversation, with humor, would be appreciated. As it stands, what ever life you may lead, I hope a big rig finds you.

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  80. haha that is pretty funny, and by the way “SPRINKY” said “fuck” and didnt get banned, u should report her lol

    “Specifically we don’t use swear words here….”
    -Princess Biscuit

    take that queen of princesses!! HaHa

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  82. dude that shizz is the sickness. my sis hella had my little ponies and they so would not have approved of osama bin lame-in…or maybe they would. those ponies were never blinking i heard also that terrorists never blink thats how you catch them.

  83. to the people who are complaining that this is fake, and to the people who are complaining the forum does not exist, or this guy is sad for “trolling” it… you are too stupid to live. please refrain from using up any more of this planet’s precious oxygen.

  84. I dig the photoshop pictures. . .so much so that I added them to my Vista sidebar slideshow, and the Stalin atop Swastika The Pony (by the way, I thought I collected all of them in the 80’s. . .I never saw that one in stores!) is my desktop background!

  85. I think these ignorant comments from those who believe this isnt fiction is funnier than the actual mock forum.

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    He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
    Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
    While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

    “Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

    Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

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    “O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

    O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

    A few moments later…


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    A few moments later…

    “Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

  87. Brilliant…… actually needing to state that Stalin did not ride any My Little Pony’s. LET ALONE the year 3 limited edition Starflower inside a German Concentration camp… aww dude… I gotta see the pic…. works for me works for me…..~BullyGirl

  88. OMG! You got kicked off a MLP forum??? Thats hilarious. But just think, not only that, you got kicked off by someone calling themselves Princess Biscuit!!!!
    I am on the MLP forums to sell my collector items, and yeah, it is a bit scary to see grown people naming themselves Sparkles and attending Pony Jamborees, but obviously those people aren’t going to remotely understand ironic humour or ‘taking the piss’ out of someone because they go through life collecting the super cutesy My Little Ponies and discussing them in a forum online.
    Sad. Very Sad.

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  91. This shit still alive? This is worse than the stupid Arena I MOD, bunch of pain in the ass losers all bitching about this or that. Like this blog, I wish they would just die and get over themselves!

  92. This hits close to home as I’ve been kicked off many Sean Hannity blogs. For some reason they ban me for life after looking at my fan-site…

  93. Idiots, this is real. The post count argument is null, since the screenshot would have been taken after making 6 and 3 posts on each account. The internets has low collective intelligence.

  94. This has to be fake, if there really was a stalin picture itd been posted everywhere by now. Bullshit

  95. Can someone actually photoshop “MUST SEE STALIN ON PONY IN CONCENTRATION CAMP!!!” ???

  96. who can tell me where to find this picture of stalin on the pony? i really want to put it on a shirt

  97. Haha, you fucking rule, that shit is hilarious!

    some fuckers are just too sensitive, and unimaginitive.

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  101. if there actually *was* a “year three limited edition Starflower” this would be pretty funny!

    Since there isn’t, it’s just a lame photoshopped pic of something that never happened.

    Next time? at least actually *troll* the forum you claim to have gotten kicked out of, and take some ACTUAL screencaps?

    Honest, lmao, we don’t bite! My Little Pony collectors aren’t *that* scary, are we?

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    How are you? I’m Chris from the UK! Really enjoy your community! You are great! Just continue like that….


    Hilarious. Seriously. I needed this. I also find it funny how many people have either said you’re pathetic or stupid or cowardly about this. I say, you are my hero good man!

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