Last Minute Valentines Day Cards & Gifts

When buying a Valentines Day Card, the question you have to ask yourself is: Do I want to have sex tonight, or do I want to have mega-sex tonight?

Did you answer ‘mega-sex?’ Then feast your eyes on these bad boys.

Simply print out the one(s) you want, paste them onto some construction paper or stiff cardboard and present to your ladyfriend of choice. Nothing says “Thriftiness” and “Look! I didn’t forget this year!” like a home-made Valentines Day card.

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Click the cards to see inside

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Alternately, if you’re in the sort of trouble that a horribly unthoughtful card can’t get you out of, you might consider getting your betrothed a gift. Of course it’s far too late now to simply go out and buy a gift that won’t infuriate your loved one. But if you have a few simple household items and time for 10 fevered minutes of work with a Glue Stick you can show her you care in a way that a $1500 tennis bracelet never could.

Perhaps you could make her…

A lovely stuffed animal

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Household items needed: Glue Stick, Lamp (for Squirrelamp), Tiny clothes, Tiny fishing/hunting accessories, Pellet Gun

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Homemade Lingerie

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Household items needed: Twine, Holepunch, King of Diamonds, Jack of Spades
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A Saucy Coupon

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Household items needed: Paper, ink, supply of lovin’
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Pink Cookies!

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Household items needed: Pink Cookies, Icing Gun, Imagination

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3 thoughts on “Last Minute Valentines Day Cards & Gifts

  1. I actually made my wife some saucy coupons. Imagine my disappointment when I found she’d used them on my pet dog.

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