What Happens In The Final Harry Potter Book?

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So up on the Cracked main page right now is my latest article, 6 Questions the Last Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer. This is as good a way as any, I guess, of coming out to the world as a grown man who reads children’s books, and who evidently takes copious notes while doing so.

Which, in terms of embarrassing revelations about me, ranks the article as somewhat more embarrassing than my “Nickelback’s All The Right Reasons Tour Diary” written for Variety Fair, and somewhat less embarrassing than that regrettable piece I wrote for Macleans, “The Eight Best Ideas The Third Reich Ever Had.”

Anyways.

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4 thoughts on “What Happens In The Final Harry Potter Book?

  1. Your article fucking rocked ! If you are uncomfortable with reading harry potter you should check out PWOT and their covers.

  2. Thanks!

    I’m actually not that embarassed about reading Harry Potter at all. In truth, the only people who make fun of adults reading Harry Potter are snarky assholes who no-one wants to talk to anyways.

    Yeah, I saw those PWOT covers a couple days ago. They’re freaking brilliant.

  3. your articles are so FUCKING HILLARIOUS that i SHIT MYSELF EVERY TIME I READ ONE WORD IM ALMOST FUCKING DYING OF DEHYDRATION MUST EAT MORE FIBER

  4. You were wrong about the Harry-the-Horcrux theory, but still, good point. It’s good to know that there are still normal HP fans out there — my friends usually want to play HP Jeopardy whenever I come over. It’s fun, but this freak wearing a wizard hat always screams the answer at us and it’s scary because I know she would kill someone if there were no consequences. Know what I mean?

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