Continuing my series of hard-hitting investigative reports, is this piece of mine up on the main Cracked site. With a knife clenched firmly in my teeth, this time I dove into the dark and murky depths of the online Japanese costume shop world. Down there I battled terrifying demons and fonts that wouldn’t display on any browser known to man. It was pretty incredible. There were brave feats.
Along with learning a lot about myself, I also learned something interesting about the Japanese:
They’re pretty much completely insane.
Chris Bucholz 
Can You PLEASE PLEASE send me the wesbite for the squirrel with the nuts costume?
Finding things on Japanese web sites is just insanely difficult, because it turns out that most Japanese websites are in Japanese.
Who knew?
Anyways, I’m assuming you meant the monkey with the nuts, because a squirrel with enormous nuts is obscene.
I found that one at
http://www.nitta-inc.co.jp/shoping/party&joke/menu/doubutu.html
Enjoy!
*sigh* silly americans. It’s a Tanooki. Google it ;)
the link to cracked is defunct
content not there
please put up on robotman blog!