Unless you’ve obtained a copy of the extremely rare and out of print hardcover version of this website, I’m guessing you’re reading this on a computer. And as a fellow computer user, I’m pretty confident in saying that you do some pretty sick shit on that computer when you think no-one is looking. You probably thank God we don’t live in a nightmarish vision of the future where our most embarrassing moments are documented in a secret government screenshot database. Or do we?

Follow me down the rabbit hole…

These images are pretty large, so they’re going to pop up in a new window. Cool? Cool.

Oh dear…

Why don’t you just call it what it is?

What would you do, if I sang out of tune…

I originally made this one as a joke, but now I wonder…